Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...