Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...