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Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Definition of bad lover
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Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
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Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
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Make up your mind.
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How many seconds are in a year?
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