The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...