English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
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Daddy, where did I come from?
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A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Beware of drunken bears
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Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
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yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Turtle and a Blonde?
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