Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...