Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...