Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...