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Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...