Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...