Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...