Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Earthquake at a bank
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A neutron at a bar
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How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...