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A name for a penis
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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
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Sounds of the Wild
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What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
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Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
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