Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!