Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...