Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...