How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!