Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...