Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...