Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...