37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.