Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...