You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...