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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!