Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...