Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...