Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...