Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Operas that never made it
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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !