Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...