Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Worm your way out of that one!
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Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...