What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!