Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...