You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...