Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...