The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...