You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...