Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...