A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...