Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...