Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...