Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...