Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...