Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.