Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...