The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...