Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...