Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...