Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...