Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...