Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”