yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.